“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside”. ~Rita Rudner
“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment”. ~Dave Barry, “Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn”
“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ” ~Sam Levenson
“Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.” ~Arabic Proverb
“People are giving birth underwater now. They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.” ~Elayne Boosler
Congrats, to MommaNats, who has just found out she’s pregnant with her second. Good luck to you, my friend.
PS: I can’t wait until I can say ‘I told you so. you’re crazy for having a second child voluntarily!’